Just My Random Perverted Thoughts

Perusing the interweb on Thanksgiving I gave Nick Scipio’s site a quick look. Nick often has ‘interesting’ photographs and I was not disappointed! Look here: Thanksgiving.

Cannibalism is not really my cup of tea, so to speak, and Muki’s Kitchen is deep into uncharted WTF territory. My favourite stunt girl Niki visited the cannibalism theme recently on her Not a Blog courtesy of China Hamilton. China Hamilton’s take on cannibalism is very different to Muki’s but that’s what one would expect.

MP came and looked over my shoulder and she was getting quite excited by pictures of girls being spit roasted alive.

“It’s so weird it’s good.” She opened her browser and started looking on her own iMac.

“It’s weird, it freaks me out totally.” I responded and left MP surfing the site and looking at all the photo-sets. She did not reach for her credit card to subscribe but I think she was close.

{Warning – bad joke punch line}

There is just no accounting for taste when it comes to porn.

We are taking a short break. We are going on a culinary holiday to learn how to cook girls food for the festive season. See you in about 10 days.

Auntie Beeb has been very naughty!

Shameless rip off from the BBC Friday Night Podcast, “The Now Show!”

Download the MP3 from HERE!

MP was spanked at the party by JW:-

MP was over JW’s lap, she was struggling like only she can. JW was having a really hard time keeping her on his lap in position. And the language! Most unladylike.

“How the fuck do you spank her when you need both hands just to hold her?” he asked.
“That’s part of the fun.” I replied.
“Are you sure she wants to be spanked?”
“Oh yes, she specifically said she wanted you to spank her while I watched. She is gagging for it! Can’t you tell?”
“Strangely no, it’s not obvious.”

JW adjusted his grip and MP slipped off his lap, she stuck her tongue out at him.
“You’re fucking useless at spanking JW!” she taunted him.
He grabbed her and wrestled her onto the ground, eventually he rolled her onto her front then he sat on her back, pinning her down. I passed him the paddle.
He gently pulled her knickers down then he whacked away at her bare bottom while she swore at him.
“Is she always like this when she gets spanked?” JW asked.
“Oh yes indeed, this is quite mild. Has she called you a fucking stupid cunt yet?”
“No; bastard, wanker, poof, limp wristed twat but so far not a cunt.”
“You’re a CUNT JW!” MP yelled.
JW whacked her again, I lost count of the number. “That’s for calling me a cunt.”
JW got off her.
“You don’t give in do you?” he remarked.
“All part of the fun, I like to be taken, not to give myself, it’s my hot fantasy.” She giggled and looked coy.

The really bizarre part of all this was I had to translate what JW was saying into sign language, as MP is deaf. It makes for an unusual scene.

I have another blog. Imaginatively called ‘The Blog with No Name‘. It’s for vanilla stuff that does not really fit the profile of this blog.

This blog’s profile: depraved, kinky and perverted.
The alternative blog’s profile: vanilla.

Enjoy!

Breakfast can be so sexy. Just for you Dee!

I had the comments turned off. All is well, comment to your hearts content!

Sorry.

Over on Niki Flynn’s Not a blog, and Ludwig’s Caning Palace there has been a dialogue running about football and spanking.

I just could not resist placing my bet in favour of my home team: England.
And they won! A rare event indeed, particularly against the Germans. (Plays ‘Land of Hope and Glory’, gets all nostalgic about the 1966 World Cup.)

This means Ludwig is going to get his arse thrashed by Miss Flynn some time next spring. The wait must be terrible.

I did feel guilty, just for a moment, then I remembered how much back chat Ludwig gave Niki last time she caned him, so I think he deserves to have her beat him again. Niki is a very good top, not a side to her personality we get to see very often, so it will be wonderful to see her wield the cane and martinet again.

I have no idea why I feel like this, so SADISTIC, it’s very not me at all.

We have some interesting neighbours.
They are kinky beyond belief.
I thought we were on the wild side but they leave us standing.

JW (him) and OO (her) are also members at the nudist club and regular visitors to the nude spa.

JW is a metalworker by trade, he makes lovely stuff, garden gates, fences, whipping benches, cages, all sorts of stuff. He has made a ‘display frame’ to hold OO, a sort of seat with four articulated arms so the ‘victim’ can be strapped onto the seat, then her arms and legs can be held at any angle.

We went to a kinky party at their house a few weeks back. An interesting sight greeted us when arrived. OO was strapped into the ‘display frame’ face down, her arms spread out and her tits hanging down. Her legs were bent back and her bottom was high in the air. Everything was on show. She had a butt plug up her bum hole with a little notice sticking out: “Spank me.” Thoughtfully a couple of spanking toys had been left on the table nearby, a little paddle and a riding crop. MP gave OO a couple of light taps with the paddle. I gave her a couple of hard smacks with the crop. Her bottom was quite red so were not the first to apply a little light correction. She also had a sign around her neck, “Squeeze my tits”. Her boobies are quite small, but firm with big nipples, I gave them a gentle grope.

From time to time JW checked how she was doing. He is so caring. He would rub her dripping wet cunt with his fingers until she was about to come; then leave her. She must have been desperate for an orgasm by the end of the evening.
Later on she was released from the frame. JW cuffed her hands behind her back. She wandered around the party chatting to folk, getting the occasional smack on her bottom. I gave her a dozen smacks with my hand. MP used the paddle and whacked her bum quite hard a few times.

We met some nice folk and we played a bit. MP had her bum smacked. I was content just to watch (mostly!). We got slightly tipsy on the wine, and nibbled the nice food.

All too soon we had to go home. OO was still restrained, her cunt was still wet and she was begging JW to let her come.

Next post will be about MP’s spanking.