Archive for January, 2009

Party Invitation

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Our near neighbour and uber kinky friend OO came to see us a while back.

She invited us to a kinky dinner party. “There are 3 or 4 other couples coming, JW and I have a scene we will put on. We wondered if you would like to do the biting scene you put on your blog?”

Before I could say anything MP had accepted the invite.
We had a think about this and have decided to do something different but similar to the play that we posted about. As MP wants it to be a surprise I have to come up with something on my own.

So it looks like I-am-doing-something-but-I-don’t-know-what-yet to MP in public this Saturday evening.

YIKES!

“Cure” for extreme horniness!

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

“Cure” for extreme horniness!

You’ll need to get in some supplies:-

Get a gallon of lube.(An online sex shop is selling lube by the gallon, you don’t want to run out or get sore so go for it.)
Hit the supermarket, you’ll need phallus shaped items: cucumber, gourd, butternut squash, you get the idea. If you’re a bit masochistic you might care for ginger root…
An automatic washing machine with a 1500 RPM spin cycle.
A couple of big towels.

Soak the towels in water and bung them in the washing machine. (An uneven load makes the machine vibrate more…)
Lube yourself up.
Insert the object(s) of your choice in the orifice(s) of your choice.
Put the washing machine on fast spin.
Sit on the washing machine.
V-I-B-R-A-T-E!

I have no idea if this works it’s just my lewd mind.
You could film yourself doing all this and put it up on the web so we can all have some fun!

Inspired by Curvacious Dee twittering

Right or Left?

Monday, January 26th, 2009

Which way is this girl pirouetting?
Clockwise or anti-clockwise?

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I see here as going around clockwise which means I use the right side of my brain.
You can see an explanation of this here.

Right side of the brain is consistent with a pervert who has kinky fantasies. That’s me!

I can fool myself and make her turn the other way, but only for three quarters of a turn then she spins back the other way.

Knife and Fear – Conclusion

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

The girl whimpered as Mistress examined her thrashed bottom. The restraints were released and the girl stood up.
“You have work to do, now go get on with it.”
The girl made to pick up her clothes.
“Leave them! You can stay naked for the rest of the day, maybe longer, I haven’t decided what else I want to do with you. Now get out!”
The girl fled.
Mistress turned her attentions to the boy.
“Did you enjoy thrashing the girl?”
“Mmm. Yes!”
She wrapped her arms around the boy and ran her hands over his body.
“Still stiff…” that’s nice. “Undress me.”
The boy turned around and began to undress his Mistress. She was enjoying his administrations.
Once she was naked she pushed him to his knees and forced his face into her pubis. He kissed the mound very gently. She hauled him up by his hair, causing him to gasp with surprise.
“Did I say you could kiss my cunt boy?” she asked in mock annoyance.
“Sorry Mistress, I thought that’s what you wanted.”
“Shall I call the girl back in and get her to thrash you? Do you think she would relish the chance?”
The boy look scared.
“Only joking, she won’t be thrashing anyone for quite a while. Might give her another seeing to later on though.”
Mistress pulled the boy over to the bed. She gently ran her hands over his body.

MP awoke and looked at her boy sleeping beside her. He was twitching, enjoying a nice dream perhaps. She ran her hands over his body. Finding him stiff she held him gently. She wondered if she could make him come in his sleep. But it would be a shame to waste it, he might not be able to perform later.
Slowly she stroked him, kissing his face and neck. He stirred from his slumbers mumbling.
“That’s nice Mistress, thank you.”
MP rolled him over onto his back, then she straddled him; impaling her cunt on his stiff cock, squeezing him hard with her Kegel muscles.
“Is that nice?” she whispered into his ear.
“You woke me up!” he complained.
“I woke you up for sex, you naughty boy!”
“I was having sex, and spanking, in my dream.”
“I think reality may be better, now do you want to fuck me or not?”
“Mmmm.”

Twitter – Life get’s more complicated

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

I have decided to have two Twitter accounts. Vanilla, which a few folk follow, and it’s locked, invitation only, and a pervy one, which will be open.

If you follow me then I suggest you follow this one as well.

twitter.com/Pervy_thoughts

Knife and Fear – Revenge!

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

Mistress examined her slave boy.
“Nasty cuts on your chest, and your back.” she turned to the tall girl fidgeting nervously beside her. “All your doing?”
“We were only having some fun together.”
Mistress turned to the boy, “Was it fun, boy?”
“Sort of.”
Mistress turned back to girl. “When I said you could have some fun, I meant gentle fun for both of you, not scare him half to death and cut him to ribbons. Then there is the matter of his clothes, ruined, cut to shreds. What have you got say about that?”
“I ..er nothing Mistress.” the girl looked down at the ground, embarrassed by the questions.
“Get undressed girl, NOW!”
The girl hesitated but then thought better of it and removed her clothes. She stood shielding herself with her hands.
“Get over there.” Mistress pointed to the whipping bench. She took the girl roughly by the arm and pulled her over the bench. The girl struggled briefly but was soon silenced.
“I can make this much worse if you prefer?”
She did not prefer so she complied to the order; laying herself over the bench. Mistress strapped her down securely.
“Your arse makes a nice target.” Mistress slapped the girl’s buttocks.
“What do you think boy, is her arse a ripe target?”
“Yes mistress, very nice.” he blushed at his own remark.
“So you like to see her bent over? Take a good look at her arse, nice isn’t it? Firm, peachy even.”
“Yes Mistress!” the boy was getting stiff, and he shuffled his feet and hid his erection with his hands.
“Well how do you fancy some target practice? Ever caned a girl before?” Mistress picked up the rattan and flexed it. “She deserves it for cutting you and ruining your clothes.”
“I have.. er used a cane a few times.”
“Good, well you can beat her. Take the cane. Start when you’re ready.”
The boy flexed the cane a few times, then stood alongside the girl and tapped the cane gently on her bottom. The girl flinched at the first tap.
“How hard mistress?” he asked.
“As hard as you can, make her scream!”
“How many?”
“Until I tell you to stop. Now get on with it before I take the can to you instead of her. In fact if you don’t make a good job of it then I will take the cane to you, understand? Now thrash the bitch until I tell you to stop.”

The alarm clock rang loudly. An arm reached out and hit the snooze button.
“No snoozing today.” MP was already up, “Busy day, we have a deadline to meet. Get up, or else.”
The boy got out of bed, his penis still stiff from the dream.
MP laughed. “Naughty boy, I’ll have to spank you if you don’t behave. Better have a cold shower.”
The boy ambled towards the bathroom, “I think I prefer a warm one.”

Condom Commercial

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

This is hysterical: stolen from Chloe Elise.

There are some ‘Out takes” to go with this as well:-

Out take 1

Out take 2

Out take 3

Knife and Fear

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

The bindings are tight and I struggle against them. The girl leans over and shows me the knife.
“Are you scared?” she runs the knife along my skin.
I flinch.
“That was the blunt side.” she laughs then runs the blade along my skin again. “That was the sharp side!”
She tugs at my shirt and starts to cut the cloth, little by little she shreds the shirt, slowly stripping my torso bare. After each cut on the cloth the knife is run over my skin.
I am terrified!
Her soft hands explore my chest.
“Big strong shoulders, that’s nice.” Then the knife again, blade down across my chest.
The blade heads down to the top of my trousers and she starts to cut. Slicing my trousers to shreds, the blade close to my penis.
“Nice underwear, seems a shame to cut them.” She pulls the fabric tight and cuts, I poke through the hole.
A cold blade runs along the shaft. She laughs at my fear.
Soft hands gently stroke and squeeze.
The cutting continues until I am naked.
Soft hands then cold steel, all over me, touch, scratch.
I feel feint, the world spins around.

I awake with a start, momentarily disorientated by my dream, or was it a nightmare?
I reach out to feel the comforting shape of MP, I spoon up to her, feeling her warmth.
Momentarily she stirs as she feels my erection against her bottom.
“Naughty boy, go back to sleep.” she murmurs.
But sleep does not come quickly.
Who is this strange girl who invades my dreams and brings fear and excitement?

MBS – Latest post

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Bonnie has posted an intriguing entry on her blog.

I must have missed something, maybe I was hanging the washing out or in the closet but could some one tell me what’s going on please?

Knickers!

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

The knicker picker!

Underwear for girls.

Clever bit of code let’s you dress the models in different knickers and bras. The models walk up and down showing off their assests underwear.

It kept me amused for a few minutes.

And I just discovered in the sportswear section the models jog up and down. I am very easily pleased today.