Just My Random Perverted Thoughts

In the 21st Century taking naughty pictures is relatively easy. Digital cameras have revolutionised photography. Of course I was a photographer back in the days of film, with ID11 and Hypo and darkrooms.

Modern folk don’t know they are born! /grumpyoldman.

It’s simple to take pictures if there are two people, one to pose: “I’m ready for my close up now.” and one to shoot: “Smile, say cheese.”

But what if there ARE two of you but you both want to be in the shot? Self timer to the rescue? NAH!
I have a much better solution.
In fact I have three:

1) On my elderly Olympus DSLR there is a stop frame facility, it will take a picture repeatedly at a set interval. The shortest interval is 60 seconds, which is quite a long time if you are just posing, but a short time if you are playing or having sex.

2) I also have a remote control for the Olympus, this works quite well but I have just discovered an even better version.

2a) Apple iPod Touch, A Macbook and a wireless network. There is a application on the Mac called Photobooth, it takes pictures using the built in camera, but it also recognises external (read ‘better quality’) cameras. On the iPod Touch there is an app called DoIt. (Hehe good name.) The DoIt app can control the Photobooth shutter over a wireless network, you don’t even need to have a wireless network as the MacBook can create it’s own local network, so you could do this in the middle of a field on the edge of nowhere. Photobooth has a 3 second delay before it goes click, time enough for the photographer/poseur to hide the iPod.

3) Use a mirror. I think it is quite acceptable for the camera to be in the shot when photographing in a mirror. I was experimenting with this a few days back and it was working quite well. My main problem is the lack of a large mirror. If you take a look at the Picture Of The Day on ishotmyself.com very often the photos are taken in a mirror. (Sod’s law will dictate that the day the reader of this blog looks it will be a mirrorless shot, but never mind.)

So there you have it, the JMRPT guide to self pervy expression with a camera.

Click through pictures, particularly for HNT has spread across the interweb like swine ‘flu.

Everyone’s at it. I have particularly admired Ms.Dee from Kiwi Land and her latest HNT is an excellent example of the genre.

Miss Boden was asking on her blog how to make click through pictures and I sent her a rather rambling explanation. Amazingly she understood my description and she was able to convert her HNT post into a click through.

Being slightly perfectionist with just a hint of OCD I wanted more than click through, I wanted click BACK as well on my pictures. I spent a long time with my nose in the WordPress manual, and even longer in the PHP and CSS manuals. Eventually I came up with a method of creating a static second page that mirrored the page of the blog entry except that the picture was different, and when the picture is clicked the browser returns the the blog page.

Eureka Moment

I just realised that I can have multiple click through pictures. The second click does not have to go back, it can go forward to another picture. Awesome! I am definitely going to shoot some more pictures soon to take advantage of this idea. An undressing sequence springs to mind, maybe getting someone to undress me as I stand still.

Happy ‘Click Through’ HNT everyone.

I have been around naturism for a long time, so nudity is not unusual to me.

However, living inside a nudist club is very different to the usual weekend naturism. I was surprised how quickly I accepted the idea that it was OK to be naked at any time. That being naked did not cause any reaction from my fellow club members.

Then a few weeks back I started working for a living, so I have to get dressed and leave the club. At this point I realised how bizarre our dress codes are, how much clothes can say about a person, and how much clothes can lie about a person.

The work dress code is a suit, and a TIE. What possible point is there in a tie? Then there is the strange Friday ritual of dress down Friday, we wear casual attire for Friday. So we go in jeans and T shirts. Changing into casual clothes does not change our ability to do the job, so what’s with the suits the rest of the time?

“You wearing your usual casual attire this Friday Fred?” They ask.
“You mean my birthday suit!” I don’t reply.
“Yeah I’ll come in jeans and my ‘Get Nekkid’ T shirt!”
I also get the silly jokes on Friday, “Got anything on this weekend?”
“Not a stitch!”

It’s really nice to get back to the club, safe in my RV, and get nekkid again and just be myself. There’s a nasty strange world outside the gates, that I prefer to ignore.

..used my questions on her latest Q&A video.

Wheee! Thanks Eliot!

http://naughtyeliot.blogspot.com/2009/06/video-q-2.html

TW was unimpressed by my protests about wearing a school uniform.

I have also discovered that the role play is an all girl affair, with up to six schoolgirls and a teacher.

The lack of male attire brought a suggestion from OO that I could go as a girl. She thinks that she has a skirt and blouse that will fit me! My long hair will pull into bunches.

No f*ck*ng way am I going to cross dress. New MALE school uniform is on order courtesy of a link provided by PrefectDT.

I strongly suspect another sisterly conspiracy here.
Time will tell.

Regular reader may recall I have an aversion to age play and the whole school thing.

However…

TW is the exact opposite, she loves a bit of school role play. Indeed; she has a few friends, including her sister, that regularly play together in a school scenario. They have blackboards, desks, the whole thing. Apparently they set out someone’s garage as a classroom and play teachers and naughty pupils.

After a bit of discussion I agreed to give it a try. TW is firmly of the opinion that I will have a good time.

So I had to search out my school uniform. I have not worn it for a few years. The last time was at a St Trinian’s party that my sister organised a few years back. In the intervening years my waistline has expanded, else the uniform has shrunk. Either way, it no longer fits.

I have two choices: take the uniform to a dressmaker that lives nearby and get her to adjust it or get a new one. I had enough embarrassment getting the Utilikilt adjusted so a school uniform is a non starter.

I thought that it would be relatively easy to find an online vendor of adult school-wear; but not so. Google and Bing fail to bring up any suitable results.

TW was less than impressed by my trying to wriggle out of the commitment for lack of suitable attire.

I need some schoolboy shorts with a 38 inch waist. Any offers?