Just My Random Perverted Thoughts

It’s the end of the year and the end of the decade (depending on how you count, really that’s next year) so I thought I should do a final blog posting. Everyone else has …

I did write a long epistle moaning about the rotten time I have had in the last decade, however reading it back I decided to hit the delete key. Writing it down has got it out of my system, so there is no need to inflict it upon my gentle reader.

2010 beckons. Bring it on!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

For the benefit of North American readers: When Leah is asked “Where is that noise coming from?” she replies “My fanny!” Leah speaks British English so FANNY is a slang term for VAGINA. OK so now the English language lesson is over go watch the clip.

Video clip of Leah and her party trick.

I also have a question for Leah. How did you learn to do that?

Click the picture to find out!

More of this photoset can be seen at English Spankers

Richard Windsor is not the sort of person to be defeated by the narrow minded idiots at Blogger. He has plans to bring the Spanking Universe back on line, probably before the new year.

Richard has bought the URL thespankinguniverse.com and he is busy working on getting it up and running. I have already changed my blogroll but at the moment the link goes to a holding page.

Well done Richard, thank you for keep this valuable resource alive despite the obstacles.

Happy Holidays everyone.

And now the news:-

Sad to report that Richard Windsor’s blog ‘The Spanking Universe’ has fallen victim to narrow minded policy at Blogger and has been deleted. I am so sorry to hear this as ‘The Spanking Universe’ was sending a lot of traffic this way. But Richard is a resilient chap and I am confident he will be back in the new Year with a new version hosted in it’s own domain.

The lovely delightful and very curvy Curvaceous Dee has moved her blog from Blogger into it’s own domain. Sensible girl! Head over to the new blog and marvel at the loveliness of it all, wish Dee a belated Happy Birthday and season’s greetings.

In the new year Naughty Eliot will join the ranks of the personal domain bloggers with her new blog. This is still top secret but I thought it worth a mention as I am really excited as I did have a little input into the new blog.

Have a wonderful Christmas and a super spanking New Year.

I think Santa could do with a break. So I have been really naughty all year just so he does not have to make the trip to my place this Christmas.

Happy Holidays Santa, enjoy the time off.

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give
birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a
red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Here is Christmas Pudding wrapper. Have a look at the BIG image and read the warning I circled in red.

It had to be worth a punt, I microwaved it for 10 minutes, totally inedible but disappointingly it failed to ignite!

Waitrose fail!

From ‘Clare Fonda’s Spanked Sweeties’

Click the picture for the inverse view!

More of this shoot is available HERE and HERE

EMELY A BY TONY_MURANO

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More of Emely can be found on Met-Art – 16 photographs.