Just My Random Perverted Thoughts

… This is nice, a bit of arty monochrome Karada.

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Over on her blog Pandora raises some interesting views on spanking porn.

Pandora is about to launch a pay web site featuring spanking porn. I can’t wait and will be first in the queue with my credit card in my hot sweaty hand. But I digress.

Pandora wants to feature all kinds of spanking porn, and to aim that porn at a wide audience, both straight, gay male and female. The problem is that the biggest consumer of paid for porn is straight males, and they have narrow tastes when it comes to porn. Men want to see men spanking girls or girls spanking girls. So Pandora’s idea of some male/male or female/male porn, as well as the more mainstream male/female female/female, may not go down to well with the largest percentage of her audience.

Well I have contrary view. Publish and be damned Pandora, I quite like the idea of see some boys bums getting a good thrashing, and I don’t much care if it’s another boy or a girl with the implement!

Some time ago (the sadly missed) Niki Flynn and Ludwig produced a really cute video of Niki thrashing Ludwig. I loved it and I was eagerly awaiting the sequel but it looks like it’s not to be since Niki retired. I also offered my own bottom as a target if Ludwig fancied a bit of revenge but it looks like that may not happen either.

My point is that the only way to open kinky minds and pull them away from their deeply held and narrow view of porn is to offer them something different and suggest that they have a look.

Boys or girls. Cute bums getting spanked, what’s not to like?

This is nice, a row of spanked bums!
You can see more pictures and BIG version of this one here!

From ‘Clare Fonda Pass’.

Three men die and go to Heaven. (I would like to point out I don’t believe in the existence of Heaven, so strictly secular joke here.)

At the gates of Heaven St Peter invites them in.

“We don’t have many rules in Heaven but the main one is don’t step on any of the ducks, bad things happen if you do.” says St Peter.

The men enter heaven and much to their surprise discover that there are ducks all over the place. Every species one can think of and a few unique to Heaven. Quack quack quack, ducks everywhere.

After a few minutes one of the men steps on a duck. A split second later an angel appears with some chains. He takes the man and chains him for all eternity to the ugliest woman he had ever seem.

“The punishment for stepping on a duck is to be manacled for eternity to the ugliest woman in Heaven!” says the angel.

The other two men realise that they have to up their game and really watch out for the ducks. Unfortunately a few days later the second man stumbles over a duck and he too gets chained to a really ugly woman.

Months go past the the third man has the duck problem sorted. He has found an area of Heaven where the ducks don’t go, so he is really enjoying his time and had almost forgotten about the duck rule.

Suddenly an angel appears with some chains and a really pretty girl. She is young and attractive with big boobs, a nice butt and a cute smile. The angel chains the two of them together and leaves.

“Well what’s this all about?” asks the man. He can hardly believe his luck as he eyes up his new companion.
“I don’t know about you but I stood on a duck.” The girl replies!

I was invited to the grand opening party of Kristi’s new blog. I made a speech then cut the ribbon at the entrance of the blog, the guests entered and they were looking around. I was just having a cuddle and a grope of Kristi’s boobs when a photographer took a picture. The venue staff politely asked the photographer to leave. However the ‘News of the Person’ loves a good story, especially if it involves sex, or better still, kinky sex!

Kinky Kristi’s blog party attracts vile perverts!

Our intrepid reporter infiltrated the underground world of kinky online sex and blogging when he gate crashed Kristi’s party. The party was held to promote Kristi’s new blog. Many of the online community, who are well known for their salacious blogs, were in attendance.

Most notable was Kristi’s friend, Fred Bloggs, who had bankrolled her blog and was instrumental in coercing her to go online and promote her kinky sexual antics. Bloggs is a pervert and regularly describes his activities on his own blog. Our reporter caught Bloggs sexually harassing Kristi and groping her breasts, while others watched and leered at his antics. Bloggs’ henchmen quickly removed our reporter and threw him out of the building. Luckily he was able to hide the memory card from the camera so we can bring you exclusive pictures of the wild sex party!

Kristi AKA Eliot Bodem previously blogged at Naughty Eliot and is on Twitter as NaughtyEliot.