Just My Alternative Perverted Thoughts

It’s the lovely Pandora Blake!

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You can see more of her getting her lovely bottom caned over at English Spankers.

From ‘Clare Fonda’s Spanked Sweeties’

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More of this shoot is available HERE and also HERE

EMELY A BY TONY_MURANO

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More of Emely can be found on Met-Art – 16 photographs.

Here you go then!

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Two Girls One Cup.

Eating shit, OK? Watch at your peril!

The Wikipedia page about this video.

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Do not watch just after or during a meal. Or ever really. You may like to have a bucket handy or a clear path to the bathroom in case you want to vomit.

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Medical Life:

I suffered a heart attack in 2001 and was rushed to hospital where the medical staff failed to revive me. Once they had stopped and were about to declare me dead my heart started beating again. They put me on a ventilator for a while and some time later I regained consciousness. To say I was ‘not very well’ is something of an understatement. But I am (mostly) fine now and sporting a pacemaker to keep me ticking along.

I has an operation on my penis as a schoolboy because erections were very painful, but I was not circumcised.

My cat is Polydactly with 7 claws on his feet. He can shred the furnishing just that bit faster than the 5 clawed variants. Hyperdactly is the human variant on this defect: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperdactyly

My ex wife MP is deaf, I have perfect hearing.

Some people do have skin conditions that make them very susceptible to the suns rays, but not me. Come on I live in a nudist club!

On this meme you will read five “facts” about me. The thing being that four of them are not facts at all but totally untrue lies. What you have to do is identify the genuine fact from the five statements.

Medical Life.

In February 2000 I collapsed at home and was rushed to hospital where I was officially declared dead in Accident and Emergency!

I was circumcised when I was eighteen. It’s painful, we do this to babies!

I am hyperdactyly and I have six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot. It makes buying gloves next to impossible.

I am profoundly deaf and communicate by lip reading and sign language. Mostly folk don’t realise as I am very skilled at lip reading and modern hearing aids help considerably.

I have a rare skin condition that prevents me going out in strong sunlight. I have to cover myself in high factor sunscreen to prevent my skin from burning. Even in winter my hands and face are vulnerable to the suns rays.

There you go, five reasonably believable ‘facts’. One is true, can you spot it? Leave your answer in the comments. I will publish the answer 23 November. Until then I am away on a trip doing research for a project so I may not have interweb access. Have fun while I am away.

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Different type of coconuts!

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Autumn – From Hippie Goddess

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