So I plucked up the courage and started attending a munch nearby. It takes a while to get accepted but I think they like me.

But I digress…

The munch is held in a gay pub, dress code is anything you like as long as you are dressed. I go in my Utilikilt, it amuses both the gay men and the straight women.

I digress again but…

This couple came into then pub. Vanilla dress. They looked a bit awkward. There are many reasons why they might have chosen this pub:

a) They just wanted a drink and saw the pub and came in.
b) They are really gay but were travelling incognito.
c) The are really perverts but were travelling incognito.
d) b) and c) together!
e) Wannabe perverts checking out the scene.

When I saw them I thought a). In fact a) screamed at me long and loud. e) was not on the agenda.

I was propping up the bar with a couple of gay friends, who just happen to be painters and decorators, so I’ll call them Silk and Gloss. (They might be into rubber as well…)

As a relative newcomer to the munch I did not think it was my place to meet and greet newcomers, so Gloss went over and had a word. His rubber trousers squeaked as he walked. A brief exchange took place and Gloss brought the couple over. Vanilla dress. Vanilla speech. They just HAVE to be here by mistake.

Gloss introduced them, let’s call them Mr and Mrs Newbie. They were vanilla but were interested in the scene. Amazingly they had found the much info online and just turned up. Brave people.

We sat drinking and chatting.

Silk, never one to be subtle, started asking personal questions.
“What are you guys into then?” His rubber squeaked as he sat down.

“Bondage, I like him to tie me up.”
“Spanking, I get off on spanking her bum.”
“Anything else?” Silk asked.
“We are exhibitionists, we like an audience.”
Silk looked at Gloss, Gloss looked at me, we all looked at Mr. and Mrs. Newbie.
“Well hello! I think you’re in the right place.”