Just My Random Perverted Thoughts

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EMELY A BY TONY_MURANO

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I spent the summer living in a nudist club. Summer is now a distant memory and the British winter is just around the corner; rain, cold, fog, rain, rain and it may even snow at some point. Did I mention it might rain?

But I am not here to talk about the weather, although that’s a topic that’s always in the conversation here in the UK.

Clothes, or lack of, is what we are discussing. Living in the nudist club means I did not have to wear clothes. In fact the rules state the nudity is mandatory if the weather is nice. (So that’s not very often in England!) In fact that’s not true and I spent the whole summer starkers. I only got dressed if I had to leave the safety of the club.

It takes a while to get into the habit of not getting dressed, or to get out of the habit of getting dressed, every morning. It also took a while to get used to friends calling round with only a smile and their towel. You have to know where your towel is in the nudist club, you always sit on a towel. (So every day is Towel Day.)

After a while it all becomes very normal. No one notices that you’re naked. Delivery drivers, postman, (and postlady as well) milkman all take the nudity in their stride. Some even got naked and availed themselves of the swimming pool.

BUT:-

Suddenly it’s winter and I am back in the real world. Getting dressed each morning. Not just to combat the British weather but the prudery of most people.

Roll on summer, I miss you.

Hmm, it’s nearly summer in New Zealand, now that’s tempting …

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Naked Life:

All of these stories have an element of truth in them.

Cycling naked around London. The World Naked Bike Ride is held every year and hundreds of people get naked in major cities all over the world: http://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/

There was a ’silly season’ story about a man trying to claim he was entitled to go to work naked as his employer forcing him to wear clothes contravened his human rights.

Cheggers did indeed do a naked TV show called Naked Jungle. It was every bit as bad as you imaged it would be. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Jungle

Lots of folk have done naked parachute jumps. Personally I think you need protective clothing because the ground can be nasty and abrasive if you get dragged along by your ‘chute once you have landed. OUCH!

Spencer Tunic did have an installation in a department store in London. Selfridges. http://thespencertunickexperience.org/oldindex.htm#Selfridges_2003

OK, they are all true to certain extent, but the answer is number one, the London bike ride. I took part in the London ride of the World Naked Bike Ride in 2005 and 2006. Well done prefectDT!

Eliot: you are wrong so what you get is 6 extra smacks when I see you for being cheeky.

Dave: You have to have a helmet to cycle naked.

Dee: Sorry but you were wrong.

Thanks to everyone for participating.

On this meme you will read five “facts” about me. The thing being that four of them are not facts at all but totally untrue lies. What you have to do is identify the genuine fact from the five statements.

Naked Life.

I Cycled naked around London on a busy Saturday afternoon, Regent Street and Oxford Street. It caused a few heads to turn!

I claimed nudism was a form of religion and I was allowed to be naked on ‘dress down’ Fridays at my place of work.

I appeared on a TV show with Keith Chegwin where all the participants were naked. Not the best TV that has ever been broadcast but they did not pixellate the willys.

I did a naked parachute jump for charity to raise money for Skin Cancer awareness.

I participated in a Spencer Tunic installation where we all got naked in big department store in London.

There you go, five reasonably believable ‘facts’. One is true, can you spot it? Leave your answer in the comments. I will publish the answer 23 November. Until then I am away on a trip doing research for a project so I may not have interweb access. Have fun while I am away.

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Autumn – From Hippie Goddess

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