Just My Random Perverted Thoughts

“Did you enjoy your evening at the Fetish & Spanking Party?” I asked MA.
“Oh yes, very much. Silk and Gloss are so cute!” She was full of enthusiasm. “But …”
“But what?”
“Well the spankings were quite mild, I expected it to be a bit more …” She paused to think “A bit more severe.”
“It’s a play party, we have fun, not thrash folk senseless.”
“Yes I know really.”
“AS spanked me quite hard.” I complained.
“Those cane marks had almost gone before we left the party! Lightweight.” She gave me a disapproving look.
“You spanked Kiwi boy really hard when he was over your lap.”
“That was fun, I enjoyed that. I hurt my hand.” She giggled.
“There is good news, that cute Kiwi boy wants to play with you again, he’s up for a harder spanking.”
“Squeeeeeee!” She grinned from ear to ear.

Kiwi Boy is going to stay with MA and me over the weekend, so MA gets her own personal slave from Friday evening to Monday morning. She is VERY excited!

“Come on, let’s play in the dungeon.” AS was tugging at my arm pulling me towards the door of the dungeon.
MA took my other arm and they led me into Silk and Gloss’s dungeon. The dungeon is the spare bedroom, painted deep maroon it smells of sweat and leather. In the centre is an exquisite whipping bench.

The two girls dragged me over to the bench and secured my wrists and ankles to the frame, so that I was standing but spread.
“This kilt is handy.” AS undid the wrap around garment and removed it. “Ooh, no underwear, naughty!”
She ran her hands over my bum, soft cool hands. “Nice arse!”
“Spankable arse.” MA agreed.
“What shall we do to him then?” MA gently tugged on my erection.
“Tease him to distraction then whip his cute bum?” AS suggested.
Both girls giggled. MA slapped my bum with her hand. “Check out our toy collection, I think we have paddles and canes.
“Fancy being caned Fred?” AS asked. “Because I really want to put a 5 bar gate pattern on that cute arse of yours.”

“Warm his arse up with this.” SA handed MA a leather paddle. “I need to sort myself out.”
MA smacked my bum with the paddle, while alternating with gentle strokes of my erection, and scratching my back and chest with her fingernails. AS sat in the chair, her leather skirt pulled up and her hand down her knickers.
“Do you like watching Fred?” She inquired. “Do you like being teased?”
The paddle smacks were getting harder, and AS was getting closer to an orgasm.
“Make him spunk, I want to watch!” AS was very close to her orgasm. MA stroked my erection faster, there was no holding back.
The girls swapped places, MA watching from the chair, AS wielding the cane. Six slashes across my arse, five horizontally and one diagonally.
“Hurts more after you have come doesn’t it?” AS whispered in my ear.
“Release him and let him come over to me, I need him to attend to me.” MA pulled her dress up and sat with her legs splayed. “Come here and lick me off Fred.”

Back in the lounge we stood sipping drinks and mingling with the players.
“Dungeon OK?” Silk asked.
“Very nice thank you.” AS smiled. “Most fun I’ve had in ages.”
A cool hand felt up my kilt. “How’s your bum?” MA inquired.
“Sore, I think I’ll stay standing for a while.”

Ever played musical chairs? Wikipedia explains all about it.

At Silk and Gloss parties we play musical laps.
Players get to spank lots of different bottoms or get spanked by different tops.
It’s the same rules as the musical chairs except the chairs are occupied by sitters and the players go over the laps of the sitters when the music stops.
They get spanked until the music restarts.
The rules are that you can’t go over your own partners lap, and the player without a lap when the music stops chooses the lap to be removed, usually their own partner.
Great fun.
Silly.
Slightly naughty.
Best played drunk.

“Help me get into the dress?” MA passed me the talcum powder. I smothered her in powder. We stretched and tugged at the latex until she was firmly encased.
“Feels tight.” She wriggled around and adjusted her boobs. “But it’s nice.”
She slipped her pink ballet slippers on her feet and then puled on her gloves.
“How do I look?”
“Fabulous!”
I put my black rubber kilt on, nice and easy as it is a wrap around design, with the matching waistcoat. Black boots completed the outfit.
“Very butch! Slightly gay!” MA commented.
I grabbed the bag of spanking toys and we were all set to PARTY.

I rang the doorbell. A pause then the door opened a crack.
Silk looked through the crack and then flung the door wide open.
In we went.
“Nice outfit.” He complimented MA.
A few folk had arrived and were stood around chatting. There was a slight smell of rubber and talc in the air.
“It’s strange, I go from feeling self conscious in my outfit because it’s kinky to feeling slightly underdressed when I see everyone else. I think I am going to get an outrageously over the top outfit for the next time.”
I handed MA the pink crop.
“You will definitely need this before the evening is over.”
“Come and meet Kiwi.” Gloss took MA by the arm and led her over to a cute guy.
“This is MA. She is going to spank you later. Look, he’s got a really cute bum, very spankable.”
Gloss spun Kiwi around and showed off his butt. Kiwi liked all the attention.
“Me spanking? Did you know about this?” MA asked me.
“Well yes I did have an inking.”
“So you set me up?”
“You asked me to set you up!” I defended myself.
“That’s still quite naughty.” Silk suggested “So you can spank Fred as well.”
“These things are best in threes so we need a third victim.” Gloss glanced around “Maybe a girl…”
“I know just the girl, she’ll be here later.” Silk looked conspiratorially at Gloss. “You know who?”
“Yeees!”
MA and I exchanged glanced. “I have no idea.” I said.
“I thought I was just going to be a spectator.” MA complained.
“No spectators at our parties, EVERYONE has to participate!” Gloss confirmed.
My old friends AS and GR arrived later. Silk collared AS straight away.
“We have a newbie who needs a girls bum to smack.”
“Oooh yes please.” AS was all excited at the prospect of a new play partner.

So the scene is set. More later …

Off to a party tonight and I fully expect much depravity and maybe a vanilla girl will get to do some spanking in public. Maybe, just maybe, she will GET spanked in public.

“I want to watch someone being spanked!” MA paused the video clip. “This virtual stuff is Ok but I want it for real.”
“So you want to go to a spanking party?” I asked.
“Yeah! Can you fix that?”
“Maybe, I am a little out of the loop but I’ll make some inquiries. Meanwhile the local much might be a good place to start.”
“Munch?”
“You need the internet again, look it up.” So she did.

My old friends Silk and Gloss came up with the goods.
“So your new Yankee friend wants to be a voyeur at a party.” Silk asked.
“You’ve got it.” I said.
“Great, a another newbie to corrupt and deprave. Well done Fred!” Gloss looked excited. “We’ll get right on it and let you know as soon as we have a date. But no voyeurism, she can participate!”
“You’re fixed up with a party invite, just waiting for the final details.” I told her.
“Good job!” She beamed with pleasure.
Little did she know it may not be quite what she is expecting, but I didn’t let on.

“We need to go shopping.” I said.
“We do, why?” MA asked.
“Strict dress code at Silk and Gloss’s parties, you need an outfit.”

MA did a twirl. The rubber dress clung to her curves.
“It feels tight.” She complained “And I am not sure this pink is really my color.”
“It should feel tight.” The shop assistant advised. “And pink IS your colour, the whole idea is to step outside your comfort zone and be outrageous. You look great.”
“We’ll take the pink rubber dress, the matching shoes and the long gloves.” I confirmed.

Regular reader will recall that I met a nice couple at a local munch a few months back. The were newbies to the munch scene but not newbies to BDSM. They had been playing in private for a while. Since then there has been some activity to get them to a party to participate and full fill an ambition that they had. To get naked in public, indulge in some bondage and get spanked.

I was not involved in any of this organising. I was moving to my winter quarters, changing employment and lots of other stuff so my kink went on the back burner. In fact I washed up the pot and put it away in a cupboard.

I was very surprised to get an email inviting me to the party. I did not have a partner to take so I thought that I may be excluded, Kink can be much worse than Naturism for the ‘No singles’ exclusion policy. But much like naturism once you’re known the doors do open, if only a little.

Lack of partner was not a problem, they wanted a doorman/meeter and greeter/waiter. Ok so I have to work for my entry!

Silk and Gloss, a gay couple, were organising the party at their home. I had never been to their home before so I arrived early to get acquainted with what was going to happen. They were camping it up and getting ready for the party. Great fun to watch.

Eventually folk started to arrive, the Newbies and a few others I knew from the munch. Once all the guests were assembled it was time to get kinky. And naked.

Folk were standing around dressed sipping drinks. Some were in kinky dress but the theme was naked. I thought a naked waiter might liven it up a bit so I wandered around with a tray of drinks wearing only an apron. An occupational hazard for the nearly naked waiter is getting one’s bum pinched, smacked and groped.

The house was warm.
The music was setting the mood and the pace.
The alcohol lowered inhibitions.
I stood and watched.
Naked voyeur:-

A few more people undressed; little by little the party evolved from awkward people not sure what to do into naked people playing.

Ms Newbie was undressed and had her arms restrained behind her back. Mr Newbie delighted in showing her off. And she was getting off on the attention. She has nice boobs with cute flower tattoos on them. She also has a nice bum. A very smackable bum.

I offered Mr Newbie a chair from the dining room.
“This is ideal if you want to sit and put someone over your knee”
Mr Newbie fetched his partner over.
“It was your idea Fred, want to start?”
I sat down. Ms Newbie went over my knee. I squeezed her bum. (she groped me earlier this is just retaliation.)
I started to smack. She squealed and wriggled on my lap. Mr Newbie was really getting off on watching. Others turned to watch, attracted by the sound of buttock percussion.

A game of pass the bottom developed with Ms Newbie being draped across different laps. Her bottom getting redder and her squeals more intense. I think she got spanked by everyone. (She was not spanked hard, we only used our hands.)
Her bottom was a delightful shade of pink.

Some wandered off to find some private space, others were more open. Sex and spanking is a heady mix.

All too soon people started to get dressed and go home, the exodus continued until just me Silk and Gloss were left with the post party clearing up.

The three of us sat drinking tea and looking at the mess. Still high from the events but unwilling to let go and either tidy up or go to bed.
We were chatting and planning the next one until tiredness won and we just had to go to sleep.

Quite by chance OO came to see us as we were arguing over this and she offered to write the story.

So for a your reading pleasure OO presents: “They fucked on my lounge floor!”
(Edited slightly for anonymity and spelling)

I have these interesting neighbours, they are lovely people, but strange, very strange. Strange in every way you can imagine, they wear strange clothes or wander around naked, they talk strange, often they don’t talk at all but gesticulate to each other.(Its called deaf sign language – Editor) They are very kinky. (That’s a compliment? Editor)

A few weeks ago my partner JW suggested we invited them to a naughty party we were planning. I popped around to see them and delivered the invite. They agreed immediately. I told them that we planned on playing and asked if they would join in.

A week or so later RPT turned up on my doorstep with a box of clothes pegs and some bondage gear and asked me to hide it as he wanted to surprise MP on the party night.

At our party I played with my JW, and he got our guests to spank me, it was fun and broke the ice. I was cuddling JW and wondering what to do next when I remembered RPT’s toys, so I went and fetched them and put put them on the floor next to his chair. I went and sat with JW and he hugged me while we watched and waited.

MP looked a bit cross, she did some sign language (See, you do know what it is! Editor) and she appeared to be arguing with RPT. Then she took her hearing aids out and he blindfolded her.

RPT grabbed MP by the hair and pulled her into the middle of the lounge, she stumbled as he pulled her and she swore and cursed. He cuffed her hands behind her back and put leg irons on her ankles. (A leg spreader bar. Editor) He picked up a paddle and smacked her bottom. The he discarded the paddle and picked up a little scrubbing brush. He scrubbed her whole body, over her tits, across her nipples, down her back, over her bum, between her legs, down her legs to her feet. It left pink marks and made her gasp and shudder. I wanted to be her, I really did.

Then he got some clothes pegs and put them on her tits and her nipples and along the flaps of her pussy. He smacked her bottom, scratched her back, bit her thighs. She screamed and swore. When he pulled the pegs off, slowly and deliberately, she screamed and swore and bucked her body. Her nipples were bleeding. He held her close and hugged her for a long time until she had calmed down, then he freed her wrists. The pair of them crumpled into a heap on my floor then she pulled him onto her and they kissed and fondled each other for a while. Then he fucked her hard and fast, she shouted and swore and said really rude things that I can’t repeat! (I am sure you could, I’ve heard you swear. Editor) Once they had stopped fucking she pulled her blindfold off and they looked at each other and they both looked a bit embarrassed. He helped her take the leg irons off then they went into the bathroom.

My other guests were getting excited, RPT and MP were not the only ones that were fucking in my house that night.

I was stunned, I never expect them to fuck on my lounge floor, not really. (Guest normally go into the spare bedroom.) But it was fun to watch. (We knew it was OK really! Editor)

What do you mean we are strange! Pot calling the kettle black we think. Thanks OO for that interesting insight.

There were three other couples at the party, two we knew and one we did not but they were very nice folk. So ten naked perverts sat down for dinner. JW and OO put on a good party. We had some very nice food, vegetarian, some excellent wine, (and as we were walking home we could both indulge in the alcohol). Once we had finished eating OO suggested we went into the lounge for coffee

So we went into the lounge and sat drinking coffee and chatting. After a while JW brought a very ornate and beutifully crafted whipping bench. (JW makes this stuff for a living!)

JW put OO over the bench and strapped her in. Then he went and fetched a box full spanking toys. He slapped OO’s bottom about for a while then invited the audience to participate in spanking OO.

At first no one responded so OO said “Well if no one wants to play then let me go and I can do the washing up.”
“Not so fast!” JW replied and slapped her arse again. “MP would you care to start? Hand smack her bottom please.”

MP got up and slapped OO’s bum a few times, then one by one we all took a turn to smack OO’s bottom. She wriggled about a bit and complained but none of us smacked her hard.

Then JW produced a leather tawse, about 600 millimeters long. (2 feet Yankees!) Heavy black leather with a split in the tail. He offered it to MP and suggested three swats. MP got up and whacked OO three times. OO yelled a bit and wiggled her bum. Seven more kinky folk filed past and whacked her three times with the tawse. I admit I did whack her hard and she did yell and curse me.

JW gently stroked OO’s bottom, which was bright red and looked quite tender. “We are not finished yet, I think one more round this time with the cane.”
OO wiggled her bum as JW stroked her.
JW offered MP a short thin cane. Stingy more than thuddy. “Two strokes please.” he said. MP whacked OO twice then handed the cane over. I decided to cane OO left handed, so I whacked her hard twice then gave the cane to the next person. OO was yelling very loudly by the time we had all finished. JW released her and she fell into his arms and he cuddled her for a while, kissing the top of her head. She rubbed her bottom.

We had some more wine then OO disappeared then returned a few moments later with the toys I had brought around a few days before. She put them down next to me. MP looked at the toys then at me. She removed her hearing aids and I put the blindfold on her. I left her sitting in the chair for a while, just to put her on edge. I was still unsure exactly what I was going to do.

And guess what folks, you’re gonna have to wait for the next installment, so it’s not just MP that’s left in suspense…

Our near neighbour and uber kinky friend OO came to see us a while back.

She invited us to a kinky dinner party. “There are 3 or 4 other couples coming, JW and I have a scene we will put on. We wondered if you would like to do the biting scene you put on your blog?”

Before I could say anything MP had accepted the invite.
We had a think about this and have decided to do something different but similar to the play that we posted about. As MP wants it to be a surprise I have to come up with something on my own.

So it looks like I-am-doing-something-but-I-don’t-know-what-yet to MP in public this Saturday evening.

YIKES!