Just My Random Perverted Thoughts

Regular reader will recall that I met a nice couple at a local munch a few months back. The were newbies to the munch scene but not newbies to BDSM. They had been playing in private for a while. Since then there has been some activity to get them to a party to participate and full fill an ambition that they had. To get naked in public, indulge in some bondage and get spanked.

I was not involved in any of this organising. I was moving to my winter quarters, changing employment and lots of other stuff so my kink went on the back burner. In fact I washed up the pot and put it away in a cupboard.

I was very surprised to get an email inviting me to the party. I did not have a partner to take so I thought that I may be excluded, Kink can be much worse than Naturism for the ‘No singles’ exclusion policy. But much like naturism once you’re known the doors do open, if only a little.

Lack of partner was not a problem, they wanted a doorman/meeter and greeter/waiter. Ok so I have to work for my entry!

Silk and Gloss, a gay couple, were organising the party at their home. I had never been to their home before so I arrived early to get acquainted with what was going to happen. They were camping it up and getting ready for the party. Great fun to watch.

Eventually folk started to arrive, the Newbies and a few others I knew from the munch. Once all the guests were assembled it was time to get kinky. And naked.

Folk were standing around dressed sipping drinks. Some were in kinky dress but the theme was naked. I thought a naked waiter might liven it up a bit so I wandered around with a tray of drinks wearing only an apron. An occupational hazard for the nearly naked waiter is getting one’s bum pinched, smacked and groped.

The house was warm.
The music was setting the mood and the pace.
The alcohol lowered inhibitions.
I stood and watched.
Naked voyeur:-

A few more people undressed; little by little the party evolved from awkward people not sure what to do into naked people playing.

Ms Newbie was undressed and had her arms restrained behind her back. Mr Newbie delighted in showing her off. And she was getting off on the attention. She has nice boobs with cute flower tattoos on them. She also has a nice bum. A very smackable bum.

I offered Mr Newbie a chair from the dining room.
“This is ideal if you want to sit and put someone over your knee”
Mr Newbie fetched his partner over.
“It was your idea Fred, want to start?”
I sat down. Ms Newbie went over my knee. I squeezed her bum. (she groped me earlier this is just retaliation.)
I started to smack. She squealed and wriggled on my lap. Mr Newbie was really getting off on watching. Others turned to watch, attracted by the sound of buttock percussion.

A game of pass the bottom developed with Ms Newbie being draped across different laps. Her bottom getting redder and her squeals more intense. I think she got spanked by everyone. (She was not spanked hard, we only used our hands.)
Her bottom was a delightful shade of pink.

Some wandered off to find some private space, others were more open. Sex and spanking is a heady mix.

All too soon people started to get dressed and go home, the exodus continued until just me Silk and Gloss were left with the post party clearing up.

The three of us sat drinking tea and looking at the mess. Still high from the events but unwilling to let go and either tidy up or go to bed.
We were chatting and planning the next one until tiredness won and we just had to go to sleep.

Quite by chance OO came to see us as we were arguing over this and she offered to write the story.

So for a your reading pleasure OO presents: “They fucked on my lounge floor!”
(Edited slightly for anonymity and spelling)

I have these interesting neighbours, they are lovely people, but strange, very strange. Strange in every way you can imagine, they wear strange clothes or wander around naked, they talk strange, often they don’t talk at all but gesticulate to each other.(Its called deaf sign language – Editor) They are very kinky. (That’s a compliment? Editor)

A few weeks ago my partner JW suggested we invited them to a naughty party we were planning. I popped around to see them and delivered the invite. They agreed immediately. I told them that we planned on playing and asked if they would join in.

A week or so later RPT turned up on my doorstep with a box of clothes pegs and some bondage gear and asked me to hide it as he wanted to surprise MP on the party night.

At our party I played with my JW, and he got our guests to spank me, it was fun and broke the ice. I was cuddling JW and wondering what to do next when I remembered RPT’s toys, so I went and fetched them and put put them on the floor next to his chair. I went and sat with JW and he hugged me while we watched and waited.

MP looked a bit cross, she did some sign language (See, you do know what it is! Editor) and she appeared to be arguing with RPT. Then she took her hearing aids out and he blindfolded her.

RPT grabbed MP by the hair and pulled her into the middle of the lounge, she stumbled as he pulled her and she swore and cursed. He cuffed her hands behind her back and put leg irons on her ankles. (A leg spreader bar. Editor) He picked up a paddle and smacked her bottom. The he discarded the paddle and picked up a little scrubbing brush. He scrubbed her whole body, over her tits, across her nipples, down her back, over her bum, between her legs, down her legs to her feet. It left pink marks and made her gasp and shudder. I wanted to be her, I really did.

Then he got some clothes pegs and put them on her tits and her nipples and along the flaps of her pussy. He smacked her bottom, scratched her back, bit her thighs. She screamed and swore. When he pulled the pegs off, slowly and deliberately, she screamed and swore and bucked her body. Her nipples were bleeding. He held her close and hugged her for a long time until she had calmed down, then he freed her wrists. The pair of them crumpled into a heap on my floor then she pulled him onto her and they kissed and fondled each other for a while. Then he fucked her hard and fast, she shouted and swore and said really rude things that I can’t repeat! (I am sure you could, I’ve heard you swear. Editor) Once they had stopped fucking she pulled her blindfold off and they looked at each other and they both looked a bit embarrassed. He helped her take the leg irons off then they went into the bathroom.

My other guests were getting excited, RPT and MP were not the only ones that were fucking in my house that night.

I was stunned, I never expect them to fuck on my lounge floor, not really. (Guest normally go into the spare bedroom.) But it was fun to watch. (We knew it was OK really! Editor)

What do you mean we are strange! Pot calling the kettle black we think. Thanks OO for that interesting insight.

There were three other couples at the party, two we knew and one we did not but they were very nice folk. So ten naked perverts sat down for dinner. JW and OO put on a good party. We had some very nice food, vegetarian, some excellent wine, (and as we were walking home we could both indulge in the alcohol). Once we had finished eating OO suggested we went into the lounge for coffee

So we went into the lounge and sat drinking coffee and chatting. After a while JW brought a very ornate and beutifully crafted whipping bench. (JW makes this stuff for a living!)

JW put OO over the bench and strapped her in. Then he went and fetched a box full spanking toys. He slapped OO’s bottom about for a while then invited the audience to participate in spanking OO.

At first no one responded so OO said “Well if no one wants to play then let me go and I can do the washing up.”
“Not so fast!” JW replied and slapped her arse again. “MP would you care to start? Hand smack her bottom please.”

MP got up and slapped OO’s bum a few times, then one by one we all took a turn to smack OO’s bottom. She wriggled about a bit and complained but none of us smacked her hard.

Then JW produced a leather tawse, about 600 millimeters long. (2 feet Yankees!) Heavy black leather with a split in the tail. He offered it to MP and suggested three swats. MP got up and whacked OO three times. OO yelled a bit and wiggled her bum. Seven more kinky folk filed past and whacked her three times with the tawse. I admit I did whack her hard and she did yell and curse me.

JW gently stroked OO’s bottom, which was bright red and looked quite tender. “We are not finished yet, I think one more round this time with the cane.”
OO wiggled her bum as JW stroked her.
JW offered MP a short thin cane. Stingy more than thuddy. “Two strokes please.” he said. MP whacked OO twice then handed the cane over. I decided to cane OO left handed, so I whacked her hard twice then gave the cane to the next person. OO was yelling very loudly by the time we had all finished. JW released her and she fell into his arms and he cuddled her for a while, kissing the top of her head. She rubbed her bottom.

We had some more wine then OO disappeared then returned a few moments later with the toys I had brought around a few days before. She put them down next to me. MP looked at the toys then at me. She removed her hearing aids and I put the blindfold on her. I left her sitting in the chair for a while, just to put her on edge. I was still unsure exactly what I was going to do.

And guess what folks, you’re gonna have to wait for the next installment, so it’s not just MP that’s left in suspense…

Our near neighbour and uber kinky friend OO came to see us a while back.

She invited us to a kinky dinner party. “There are 3 or 4 other couples coming, JW and I have a scene we will put on. We wondered if you would like to do the biting scene you put on your blog?”

Before I could say anything MP had accepted the invite.
We had a think about this and have decided to do something different but similar to the play that we posted about. As MP wants it to be a surprise I have to come up with something on my own.

So it looks like I-am-doing-something-but-I-don’t-know-what-yet to MP in public this Saturday evening.

YIKES!

MP was spanked at the party by JW:-

MP was over JW’s lap, she was struggling like only she can. JW was having a really hard time keeping her on his lap in position. And the language! Most unladylike.

“How the fuck do you spank her when you need both hands just to hold her?” he asked.
“That’s part of the fun.” I replied.
“Are you sure she wants to be spanked?”
“Oh yes, she specifically said she wanted you to spank her while I watched. She is gagging for it! Can’t you tell?”
“Strangely no, it’s not obvious.”

JW adjusted his grip and MP slipped off his lap, she stuck her tongue out at him.
“You’re fucking useless at spanking JW!” she taunted him.
He grabbed her and wrestled her onto the ground, eventually he rolled her onto her front then he sat on her back, pinning her down. I passed him the paddle.
He gently pulled her knickers down then he whacked away at her bare bottom while she swore at him.
“Is she always like this when she gets spanked?” JW asked.
“Oh yes indeed, this is quite mild. Has she called you a fucking stupid cunt yet?”
“No; bastard, wanker, poof, limp wristed twat but so far not a cunt.”
“You’re a CUNT JW!” MP yelled.
JW whacked her again, I lost count of the number. “That’s for calling me a cunt.”
JW got off her.
“You don’t give in do you?” he remarked.
“All part of the fun, I like to be taken, not to give myself, it’s my hot fantasy.” She giggled and looked coy.

The really bizarre part of all this was I had to translate what JW was saying into sign language, as MP is deaf. It makes for an unusual scene.

We have some interesting neighbours.
They are kinky beyond belief.
I thought we were on the wild side but they leave us standing.

JW (him) and OO (her) are also members at the nudist club and regular visitors to the nude spa.

JW is a metalworker by trade, he makes lovely stuff, garden gates, fences, whipping benches, cages, all sorts of stuff. He has made a ‘display frame’ to hold OO, a sort of seat with four articulated arms so the ‘victim’ can be strapped onto the seat, then her arms and legs can be held at any angle.

We went to a kinky party at their house a few weeks back. An interesting sight greeted us when arrived. OO was strapped into the ‘display frame’ face down, her arms spread out and her tits hanging down. Her legs were bent back and her bottom was high in the air. Everything was on show. She had a butt plug up her bum hole with a little notice sticking out: “Spank me.” Thoughtfully a couple of spanking toys had been left on the table nearby, a little paddle and a riding crop. MP gave OO a couple of light taps with the paddle. I gave her a couple of hard smacks with the crop. Her bottom was quite red so were not the first to apply a little light correction. She also had a sign around her neck, “Squeeze my tits”. Her boobies are quite small, but firm with big nipples, I gave them a gentle grope.

From time to time JW checked how she was doing. He is so caring. He would rub her dripping wet cunt with his fingers until she was about to come; then leave her. She must have been desperate for an orgasm by the end of the evening.
Later on she was released from the frame. JW cuffed her hands behind her back. She wandered around the party chatting to folk, getting the occasional smack on her bottom. I gave her a dozen smacks with my hand. MP used the paddle and whacked her bum quite hard a few times.

We met some nice folk and we played a bit. MP had her bum smacked. I was content just to watch (mostly!). We got slightly tipsy on the wine, and nibbled the nice food.

All too soon we had to go home. OO was still restrained, her cunt was still wet and she was begging JW to let her come.

Next post will be about MP’s spanking.