Just My Random Perverted Thoughts

Wandering around Waitrose with MA; we were checking off the items on our shopping list:
“Tea bags?” she asked
“Got them.”
“Sugar?”
“Two kilos granulated.”
“Mature cheddar?”
“One very expensive block.”
“Pasta penn?”
“Yup.”
“Minced beef?”
“Two packs and some pork chops.”
“Bleach?”
“Yes and the washing up liquid, loo rolls and washing tabs.”
“Root ginger?”
“Not yet, we need to make some choices…”
We went over to the fruit and veg section and found the fresh ginger. We stood looking at the ‘hands’.
“Do you think this one looks suitable? ” MA asked. She picked up a big piece with three fingers.
“No it does not look quite right, it needs to be more like this bit.” I offered a piece with four long fingers.
“Oh yes I see what you’re getting at.” She turned the root over in her hand. “We’ll go with this bit then.” and she put it in the trolley. As we turned to go to the checkout we noticed a lady patiently waiting to get to the spice section. She gave us a very odd look.
“Did you see that woman’s face?” MA asked.
“Yes! Once again I have perverted and corrupted you, only this time in public.”

Once I had been charged with inventing a scene to play with MP at the party, I had to come up with the goods. Perusing Fetlife one evening I came accross a picture of a girl covered in clothes pegs. (North American readers, this is a PEG, this is a PIN – OK?)

I decided to do a scene with pegs and abrasion. Next time I was out shopping a bought a couple of packs of wooden clothes pegs, the sort with the metal spring bit in the middle. I also found a cute brush with rough bristles.

I got the Dremel out and did some modifications. I drilled holes in sixteen pegs then joined them with a cord into two strips of eight, so I had two linked sets. I also put some drawing pins (Push pins, you Yanks have gotta learn English) in a few with the sharp pin just protruding on the inside.

Then I took the new pervertibles, our leg spreader bar, the wrist cuffs, a small paddle and the blindfold around to OO and JW’s house and asked OO to keep them safe until the party.

When MP asked what I had planned for the party I was very non-commital, so much so I was sure she thought I had not prepared anything and that we were not going to play. I love a good mind fuck!

I still had not worked out exactly what I was going to do, but I was getting there. Busk it on the night!

Next instalment soon…