Just My Random Perverted Thoughts

This is nice, a row of spanked bums!
You can see more pictures and BIG version of this one here!

From ‘Clare Fonda Pass’.

My mate PrefectDT from the blog SpankedHortic has tagged me with a meme.

Usually I dismiss this stuff as nonsense and I don’t participate, but this one has aroused my curiosity. I read the post on PrefectDT’s blog and at once I started thinking “Which one is true?”

So I am going to participate, and in the best JMRPT and JMAPT traditions I am adding a click through to a different version. A kinky meme and a vanilla meme. Just got to work out what to suggest as porky pies and what to reveal as true.

I need to get my finger out and have it written and posted by Friday as I am away for a week doing research for a project with a client.

Watch this space!

Today was my last day at work, back to freelancing from here on in! I am not sorry, regular income is very nice but I missed the freedom of freelance. (Translation: I can say stuff like this “I don’t want to do your rotten project so fuck off.”)

I digress, actually I haven’t started yet, all of this preamble is digression.

A (former) colleague was describing me on the ‘phone to someone and said “The guy with the ponytail”.

That just rocks!
My hairstyle describes me.
It screams loudly “THAT UNCONVENTIONAL PERSON”.

Ms Niki Flynn has retired from the professional spanking scene. She announced this on her Not a Blog at 9:09 on 9/9/09.

In fact I think she retired some time back, her blog has been very quiet recently. So it looks like she was just waiting for the special date to make the announcement.
That’s very geeky. I never had her marked as a geek.

Niki is my favourite stunt girl; I will need to find another person to stalk take her place.

Inevitably the models in the scene will retire, there is only so much that one can take before playing for fun looks like the better option. And from what I understand the spanking models don’t get paid that well for what they do.

Enjoy your retirement Ms Flynn.

I am considering opening a book, odds on when she makes her comeback. Any bets?

Life is full of rituals: Church (Not that I subscribe to any religion, far from it) Freemasons (another group I shunned) School (I hate school role play) Parliament (Bunch of tossers here in the UK) are just a few that spring to mind.

So it may come as a bit of a surprise to learn that I have a thing for ritual play. I am not alone, chatting with some kinky friends over the weekend revealed that they all employ a certain amount of ritual in their play.

The school scene is an obvious example, and judicial punishments are another. But some folk have created their own elaborate rituals that they play and replay.

Which brings me to:-

TW has a book, several in fact, beautiful hand crafted with bound covers. Written in immaculate copper plate italic handwriting that is reminiscent of a medieval religious text. But these texts are as far in content from those medieval documents as you can get. She writes elaborate kinky stories and descriptions. The whole exercise is a ritual, describing rituals.

She has only shown me a few of these. I can’t describe them, she won’t let me. But they provide an insight as to what goes on in her head.

I have something similar, but mine are word documents and they are locked in an encrypted file on my Mac. No one has ever seen these, nor are they likely to. I cringe with embarrassment just mentioning them.

Writing out fantasies and stories appears to be quite common. Destroying them because the writer is ashamed or thinks that this is somehow wrong is also very common. (As it disposing of pornography collections and toy collections) I have deleted my files a few times myself and destroyed porn collections.

I suppose blogging is an extension of this private writing, hiding behind a pseudonym and letting the world see inside your head. It’s scary in here don’t you think?

The Duck Tape held me firmly.
The mouth was warm and wet, the tongue swirled gently over the glans.
“Was that nice?”
“Mnnnnn.” The gag precluded intelligible speech.
A soft hand gently stroked my erection.
“How long before you come do you think?”
“Mmmmnnn. NNNmmmm.”
“As long as that? It’ll hurt more if you come first.”
The thin whippy cane lay ready nearby.
“I think we can start with twelve strokes, then maybe a few more if you don’t grumble too much?”
“NNNmmmm. Mmmmnnn.”
“Oh dear you have made a mess! Ah well; better make it eighteen.”
The pleasure faded, the pain was about to begin.
The bindings were tight against my legs and hands.
“It’s going to be a long night…”

The micro blogging service Twitter is very useful and I am big fan. I have multiple accounts.

The trouble is it’s quite addictive. Eliot points out in her recent blog post she is giving it up and I can quite see why.

It’s quite intrusive.

I have a vanilla account where I follow news and tech related stuff. I also have a kinky account where I follow kinky people and I have a third account for a project I was involved in. I just archived the third account.

I have decided to follow Eliot’s lead and cut down on Twitter. It’s time to stop following so many people. Take back the inbox so to speak.

I will still Tweet, but not as much.

Thanks for leading the way Eliot.

I found this on Richard Windsor’s site. I thought it was kind of fitting.

..and you know how we fix an attitude problem around here. OUCH!

If you follow me on Twitter you will know that I have been complaining that I have to wear a tie to my job. This is a temporary job until September. On my last day I intend to ritually burn a tie in the office then run.

When I mentioned the tie burning my friend Eliot she got upset that I was going to destroy a perfectly good tie. Apparently she has a ‘thing’ for ties.

So we struck a deal.
I would send her the tie if she used it in an HNT picture. Just to make it more interesting we decided we should both use the tie in an HNT picture. I photographed myself with the tie then air mailed it to Eliot. She photographed herself with the tie and so for your voyeuristic pleasure Miss Eliot Bodem presents the ‘Tie HNT’.

We hope you appreciate the ridiculous and complex activities that we do to make an HNT shoot possible.

..used my questions on her latest Q&A video.

Wheee! Thanks Eliot!

http://naughtyeliot.blogspot.com/2009/06/video-q-2.html