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A bizarre day!

Fred Bloggs — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 21:44:04 +0000

It started promisingly enough. A little bedroom action, a spanking and some naughty photography.
A quick edit of my HNT blog post then off to a dull day at work.
Mid morning a phone call from a company wanting to interview me for a job. Very good.
Lunchtime and a check on my aching bum revealed some deep marks on one cheek.
Finishing work I was picked up by MA and we headed off for a naughty naked evening at the nudist club.
“Just stay seated!” was her advice when she saw my bruised bottom.
We had just got naked and were about to party when my cellphone rang. My sister on the line, slightly tearful.

“Mum has died.” She blurted out!

How can a day go from so good to so bad in just a split second?

Heffalump

Fred Bloggs — Thu, 06 May 2010 08:26:49 +0000

I had a busy day working in London; taking a break I went into Green Park to eat my lunch. Much to my surprise there was a herd of elephants in the park. Cute baby ones at that.

This is all in aid of endangered elephants in India.

However; when ever I see elephants it reminds me of some ink on a very special curvy Kiwi!

Life moves along

Fred Bloggs — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:40:39 +0000

The nudist club confirmed that I can take my RV back this summer and spend the next six months living there. This is good news! I like the nudie club and having naked people to perve at. They have offered me a different pitch this season, better location with my own water tap. As you may be aware getting water is a major headache when RV living! So that’s a WIN!

If it would just stop raining and allow the ground to dry out then I could get the RV out of it’s winter quarters and move it to the summer quarters and get set up ready for summer. I can’t remember the last time I started the engine, so it could be ‘interesting’ But it’s a Mercedes engine so I don’t envisage any problems.

Real life retreats!

Fred Bloggs — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:58:46 +0000

Well what do you know, I have some work again. Not due to actually start until April, and it’s just for six months, but work. That means money. Money means I can turn my life back on.

I may still be a bit distant here because I am going to be quite busy for a few weeks and not sat in front of a computer all day.

Roll on April, my bank balance needs you.

It never rains but it pours!

Fred Bloggs — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 18:25:50 +0000

My new friend MA had a routine mammogram recently. Not long after she was asked to go back to have more pictures taken and for a needle biopsy. There followed a worrying two weeks while we thought the worst while waiting for her appointment.

She was with the doctor for over an hour while I waited nervously.

When she returned she was all smiles. All that had been found was a cyst, the doctor drained it and declared it benign. So all is well.

We don’t need any more scares or worries right at this moment in time thank you!

The Naughty Noughties

Fred Bloggs — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:16:52 +0000

It’s the end of the year and the end of the decade (depending on how you count, really that’s next year) so I thought I should do a final blog posting. Everyone else has …

I did write a long epistle moaning about the rotten time I have had in the last decade, however reading it back I decided to hit the delete key. Writing it down has got it out of my system, so there is no need to inflict it upon my gentle reader.

2010 beckons. Bring it on!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Hectic Lifestyle

Fred Bloggs — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:49:17 +0000

It’s been rather busy in my life these last few weeks, hence the lack of posts.

Busy like:-

Leaving a job and going out freelance again; picking up old contacts and getting some work. It’s working out fine I am not going to starve to death.

Finding somewhere to live for the winter. I have had to depart the nudist club for the next six months. Currently parked on a friends smallholding. Plans to go to France fell through, it’s just not practical. I may travel around a bit but I am welcome here until April next year. It’s a big relief.

I have a second cat! Dumped on me by a ‘friend’ who was departing the UK to work abroad. She is real cutie but a bit spooked by her change of circumstances. I am calling her Tarter after the SETI institute director. (I name all my pets after famous scientists.) For some reason she is being called the little tart!

I do have a couple of posts to write, a fun evening with ‘The Newbies’ and some general chat about my friends in the scene. All that to come and more once I get settled into my my winter quarters.

It’s a mad mad world

Fred Bloggs — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:51:22 +0000

But mostly it’s a working hard vanilla world. I have just been working ridiculously long hours and doing multiple jobs so kink and sex have just not been on the agenda.

Hopefully now that September is drawing to a close at least one job will cease and as winter comes I do tend to be more active in the kinky scene so I will get to play and be able to report about that here.

Real life intrudes

Fred Bloggs — Thu, 14 May 2009 08:41:29 +0000

It’s been quiet here lately, real life has rudely interrupted the flow.

The problem is that I am about to go into hospital and I have been tidying up a few loose ends and finishing off a work project so that I can take time out from my work for a week or so.

Next week I get to ~~play~~ participate with doctors and nurses.
I am not looking forward to it!

Fast ADSL

Fred Bloggs — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:56:48 +0000

While we were away ~~on holiday~~ being ill, we upgraded our internet connection. So now we have super fast ADSL2+.

As Dr House so succinctly puts it in this audio clip:- doctor-house-on-porn.wav
we are going to be very busy in the next few days downloading all those lovely video clips that just took too long to download on our slow connection.

YAY for ADSL!