Archive for the ‘WTF?’ Category

Fanny Fart

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

For the benefit of North American readers: When Leah is asked “Where is that noise coming from?” she replies “My fanny!” Leah speaks British English so FANNY is a slang term for VAGINA. OK so now the English language lesson is over go watch the clip.

Video clip of Leah and her party trick.

I also have a question for Leah. How did you learn to do that?

Pudding

Friday, December 18th, 2009

Here is Christmas Pudding wrapper. Have a look at the BIG image and read the warning I circled in red.

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It had to be worth a punt, I microwaved it for 10 minutes, totally inedible but disappointingly it failed to ignite!

Waitrose fail!

Stuff I wish I didn’t know!

Monday, November 30th, 2009

This is a new occasional feature for JMRPT.

Stuff I wish I didn’t know!

I found this by following a link from Stephen Fry’s Twitter feed to an article in the British newspaper “The Telegraph”.

This guy gets off by going in farmyards and covering himself in cow shit then wanking.

I know it takes all sorts to make a world but really I didn’t need to know this.

I want it out of my head please.

It reminds me of the ‘Two Girls One Cup’ video that I was shown; that will never leave my consciousness and I wished I had not seen it. WARNING if you are of a sensitive nature do NOT follow the link!

Happy Easter

Thursday, April 9th, 2009
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MBS – Latest post

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Bonnie has posted an intriguing entry on her blog.

I must have missed something, maybe I was hanging the washing out or in the closet but could some one tell me what’s going on please?